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My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it- Tom Lehrer.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work Thomas Edison. Good Morning Uplifting Quotes Twitter. Life isnt finding shelter in the storm.

Every moment is a fresh beginning-. A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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Check out our Corny Jokes. A balding white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. In the Ark hives.

He finally found his honey. The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live- Elbert Hubbard. Our clean jokes can be read to kick off a business meeting enrich a teachers class or to lighten the mood at a dinner party.

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The second time will let you down though. Its about learning to dance in the rain. October 18 2020 Bolton.

No great thing is created suddenly Epictetus If youre enjoying these quotes youll love our collection of Epictetus quotes that will make you think. Make each day your masterpiece-. See more ideas about minions funny minion jokes funny minion quotes.

Wherever you go go with all your heart-. Dont compare your life to others. Spiritual Uplifting Messages Facebook.

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When youre out of willpower you call on stubbornness thats the trick. One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. George Carlin.

I didnt mean it. You must be the change you wish to see in the world-. If life gives you lemons make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

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Like Button Notice view 1431. Life is like a sewer. Neither is any good if you dont get it.

Find a job you love so you can enjoy every day of. In this way jokes are a legitimate way of crossing cultural boundaries and letting go of inner steam because Hey I was just joking. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Make peace with your past so it wont disturb your future. A waist of time. You have to go after it with a club Jack London.

Funny Inspirational QuotesGroup 3. Dont worry Grandpa says the boy helpfully she cant have gone very far with an empty tank. Airplane Humor Im reading a book about a man who stopped an airplane from crashing.

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The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it. Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest. See more ideas about funny quotes friends quotes best friend quotes.

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And in the end its not the years in your life that count. You have feet in your shoes. Do it Now Napoleon Hill.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a 15000 ring. What other people think of you is none of your business. The only person in charge of your happiness is you.

- Martin Luther King Jr. At least its uplifting. You have brains in your head.

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